WOW! Today’s comic is also available in “GRITTY VISION” in keeping with Nolan’s vision of Batman!

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How about that ending? Yeah, they wussed out about killing him, just like they wussed out about killing John Connor is TERMINATOR SALVATION. I’m thinking there’s some kind of conspiracy about not killing Christian Bale. WHATEVER.

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I like The Dark Knight as much (well, probably a whole lot more) than the next guy, but I’m getting tired of Batman being all realistic and shit. Now that this whole TRILOGY is over with, can we please bring in some of my favorite BATMAN villains?

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Killer Croc

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Man-Bat

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Clay Face

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I get that people associate with Batman a little bit more than other super-types because he has no powers and is boring, but super-hero movies are more fun when the obstacle the hero must overcome is at least SOMEWHAT fantastical, no? Its just kind of depressing. I have homeless people to make me depressed. I think I’m ready for the next BAT-FILM to take more THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD approach.

Of course, that will never HAPPEN, but I’m ready for it. Sadly, it’s quite the opposite. Thanks to the BATMAN franchise, we have grittyness spreading like wildfire. It already fucked up Spider-Man, and now it’s seeping into STAR TREK.

“INTO DARKNESS”? What the hell kind of subtitle is that for a Trek movie? It sounds “dark.”

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ANY WHO… I’ll be honest, I don’t really give THAT MUCH of a shit about the movie. I have comics to go read now.